There is something about me that attracts all the weirdos wherever I go. I always come home with a story, most of my stories go straight to the blog, some are in the "unmentionable" category.
Read about my encounters, plus tidbits of my life as a stay at home wacko with 2 beautiful kids that I completly adore.
100 Random tidbits about Mia...
1. I get cabin fever almost every day
2. I'm left handed, but I use scisors with my right hand
3. I'm terrified of the dark. I still think there's a witch under my bed that will grab my ankel if I get too close to the edge so I jump in bed from about 5 feet away, but only in the dark.
4. I love chick flicks!
5. I have 2 kids
6. I have serious shoulder problems with my right shoulder. Every time I get a massage or go to the chiropractor they ask me if I was in an accident and messed up my shoulder, and I just tell them it must be some kind of birth defect.
7. I dye me hair blonde all the time, then a few months later go back to brown.
8. Im not even sure what my natural hair color is anymore
9. I can't eat bananas anymore.....long story
10. I've never broken a bone
11. I've never had a cavity
12. I dream about cartoon puppies most of the time
13. I've had the same reoccuring nightmare most of my life
14. I love reality TV
15. I tried out for Wheel of Fortune
16. I dont drink milk
17. I have always wanted brown eyes
18. I love to go on my kids swingset, but am afraid I will break it
19. Im allergic to penicillin, and fake gold
20. I bite my cheeks when Im concentrating
21. I get lonely a lot
22. Im addicted to caffeine
23. I love thrifting
24. I would sky dive if I didnt have kids
25. I still dont know what I want to be when I grow up
26. I wish my teeth were bigger
27. I wear a size 5 1/2 ring
28. I dont like to mix my food, and use divider plates a lot
29. I trimmed my eye lashes once.........that wasnt cool
30. I dropped out of girl scouts twice
31. I can play the trumpet
32. my right foot is bigger than my left by 1/2 size
33. I like to sleep in
34. I dont have a favorite color
35. I love the rain
36. I have a really long neck
37. I crack my nuckels, and almost every other joint in my body
38. I can whistle
39. I can speed read
40. I can say the alphabet backwards
41. I ran until I threw up
42. Im afraid of my house catching on fire while Im asleep
43. I have to sleep with ear plugs every night
44. I get homesick a lot
45. I hate putting laundry away
46. I can plug my nose with my upper lip
47. I can stick my belly out and look like im 20 months pregnant
48. I went 3 days without eating.........just because
49. I love the Twilight Saga.........Team Jacob!
50. I named my son after Jacob from Twilight..........JUST KIDDING!
51. I hate cartoons
52. I wear jeans, teeshirts and flip flops every day
53. my arms are double jointed
54. I have grafite in my hand from an accident in 5th grade
55. my tongue goes numb when I eat celery
56. I floss my teeth in the shower
57. I zone out when people talk about politics
58. I have moved 5 times in the last 8 years
59. sometimes my hands shake uncontrollably
60. I think I have arthritis
61. I can kick 1051 times in ten minutes
62. I have taken guitar lessons
63. I earned a green stripe belt in Tae Kwon Do.........watch out!!! hehehe not
64. I like to draw and paint
65. I hate cake decorating
66. I still havent unpacked everything from when we moved 5 years ago
67. I get dizzy when I wear sun glasses
68. If I could I would take a nap every day
69. I drink more diet mountain dew than water
70. my feet are usually cold
71. Im SCUBA certified
72. I dont have a favorite band, or singer
73. I like punk rock
74. I can cross one eye
75. I like to cook
76. I LOVE mint chocolate chip ice cream
77. I stare at my kids sometimes
78. I get weird bursts of energy
79. I FREAK if a bug is on me
80. I love the beach
81. I am really sensitive to smell
82. I can have 10 random thoughts going through my mind at any given moment
83. I think I have a little bit of OCD and count things in my head.
84. I cant do long division
85. I can read and spell Spanish but I cant speak it
86. I can count by 3's
87. I can spread out my toes on my right foot really far. It freaks Derek out
88. I can use my tongue as a straw
89. I was in marching band in highschool........I was also on the JV soccer team. I wasnt very good
90. I work out almost every day
91. I can still fit into my freshman year homecoming dress
92. I have had pet chickens, and poison dart frogs
93. I hate being the center of attention
94. I have thrown up thousands of times. I must have a weak stomach
95. I have a weird lump on my bottom lip
96. I have been stalked by a baracuda
97. Im terrified of leeches
98. I hate black olives
99. I am an insomniac
100. I want to adobt 2 or 3 kids someday.....soon
Per # 82 Above.....ahem....
See, I told you so
1. Whoa! My neck just cracked really loud...did anyone hear it?
2. That blog I read last night was really funny....it rocked my face!
3. Where's Jacob?
4. Mmmmmmmmmm....cookies....my house smells like cookies
5. Theres an itch in my nose, it will look like Im picking it when I scratch it.
6. Is the correct way to say it "scratch an itch, or itch an itch? cuz scratch sounds like it would hurt and my nose is still itchy
7. oh dang, theres a little boy on my fence, hope he doesn't fall!
8. I have some cucumbers growing and some zucchinis. Took long enough, this whole
"grow your own food" thing isnt really working out seeing as I have had to wait oh about 3 months just to get a 2 inch cucumber......I dont even like cucumbers...
9. Hottttttttttt Pockeeeeeeeeeeeet! hot pocket
10. who cares if it looks like Im picking it, my nose itches and theyre just kids.
Kids have like a 2 second attention span.....oh great, now 2 more are jumping over the fence...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 ...crap I lost count. There are a LOT of kids over here. Dont know most of them....One little, two little, three little Indians......hehehe I like that song. Whoa! Its loud in here, still cant find Jackers....maybe I should follow the tinkering music from the Jack in the box.
Ok, so that was a little more than 10.....shall I continue? Nah, I will keep the rest to myself, thankyouverymuch :)
