PolkaBelly Laughs

This is how sick I am of cleaning my house. I noticed that it smelled bad this morning, so instead of actually cleaning it, I dragged my fat rear end to wally-world (wal-mart) and bought a can of Febreeze air freshener. hehehehehhe. It was a heck of a lot easier to spray that junk than it is to clean my house. Besides, it really does no good to clean this place....10 minutes after I get it sparkling it is destroyed, either by Chasie throwing toys, food, clothes and what not around, or by Derek coming home and shoving his dirty socks in between the couch cushions. Besides, I don't really enjoy breaking a sweat every time I bend over to pick something up...then I have to sit down on the couch to catch my breath. (I'm carrying the baby really high and can hardly breathe!) Just simple things, like talking for instance takes my breath away. I have noticed that it is contagious too. hehehehe. I will be trying to get a sentence out to someone, and notice that they start having trouble breathing too!!!!
So anyway - Im totally dumb. Ive been wearing my favorite flip flops forever now, and they have been the most comfortable things in the world. Lately, Ive been getting this weird pain right in the middle of my foot. When it first started I thought that it was a bone spurr or something because Im carrying a "little extra weight these days" So I was kinda freaking out! But I love my flip flops and remaind faithful to them and wear them every day, despite the pain whenever I put them on. Anyway - this has been going on for like 3 weeks now (I noticed it first at our Halloween party) Now, it pretty much just feels like a little blister. Totally annoying! So, I went to look for some new ones today, and lucky me couldnt find any (since its winter, even though its still 95 degrees!!!!!) So me, being the GENIOUS that I am, decided to actually LOOK at the dumb flip flop today and noticed that there was a thorn sticking in it, which has been stabbing my foot every day now for three weeks. *dum-da-da-dum!!!!!!!*
anyway- my daughter just stripped down and peed in the back yard.
So anyway - we are going to be banking the new babie's cord blood. Its kind of expensive, but I don't want to put a price on my babie's life. Plus, there is a 50% chance that if Chasie ever needed the blood that it would work, and an even higher chance that it would work for me. Hopefully it never comes down to that, but I'd rather be safe than sorry, ya know???????