Mama, are you crazy?

I just sat down on the couch and Chasie came over....we had the most flattering conversation. It went like this...
Chasie: "Mama, are you fat?"
Me: "Um.......well.......yea, kinda"
Chasie: "Mama, are you crazy? "
Me: "Um, I guess"
Chasie: "Oh. Yer crazy. Wanna see whats in my packpack?" (backpack)
Me: LMAO
Chasie: "Mom? Are you crazy from that? (pointing to my sugar free Amp)
Me: Yes baby. I'm crazy. C to the R to the A to the Z to the Y!!!!!! Then I burped the alphabet up to "J".
(and that just proved her point)

So, my nights have been terrible lately. Jacob likes to wake up like 5 times a night. Ive been super exhausted. I don't think I could make it through the day without my Mountain Dew. I know, its a terrible habit that I plan on kicking as soon as I can get a decent amount of sleep. But for now, its my best friend.
Every time he wakes up at night, I try sooooo hard to quickly pull myself out of my peaceful slumber...then immediately start balling. Its not that I don't love taking care of my baby, cuz I do and I am so completely in love with him...it's just like the hardest thing EVER to constantly be woken up every night. I'm lucky if I get a whole 2 hours to sleep without being interrupted. Sometimes when he wakes me up my first thought is "I'm gonna die. My brain cant take this". Like seriously, I feel like my body is going to just quit sometimes. Now when someone tells me they are tired, my first thought is "Waaaaaaaaaa - cry me a freaking river. I'd pay $10,000 for one decent nap right now." Oh, I'm a little bitter, and tired, and a little dizzy. Possibly from lack of sleep...possibly from the Amp. Most likely from the combination of the two. Should I go to Yoga/pilates in an hour? Ive been totally faithful to my new found love, fitness and vinyassa yoga. I don't know if I can swing it today. Just the mere thought of getting off the couch right now sounds like too much effort, let alone trying to get myself,and both kids ready. ooooooohhhhhhhhh blah! BLAH I said! Yoddel-ae-he-hoooo!!!!!!!!!
I'm finding the oddest things amusing right now. Like how Chasie likes to jump on the couch and scream "I'm Wugga Woman!" (No Chasie, its Wonder Woman). And the fact that I found 3 dead roaches in my house yesterday, all of which I so generously sprayed with my Apple Spice and Delight Febreze....and all are still in the same spot that I found them in. One in the living room, one by the back door, and the monster one in the laundry room. I srsly cant pick them up and throw them away. Not even with rubber gloves and like 8 napkins. Its just toooo nasty. I'd rather just step around them 'till Derek decides to pick 'em up. Its not lazy people, its called being thoroughly disgusted and freaked out. Shiver-me-timbers, they ugly....ooh, ooh, they ugly.
I need a hutch. Anyone have one that they need to get rid of? Send it my way. I also need a dresser for my room. Like, a big-o dresser. I've never had one. Me and Derek have never cared enough about our bedroom to actually get some furniture for it. It is now starting to really bug me. We store our "undies" in like these plastic drawer thingies in the closet, and it sucks and theres not enough room in them. Plus I just want a dresser and an armoire and a bed frame, ya know? So, I'd really appreciate it if someone would just give it to me, cuz theres no way that I can buy it. We cool?
I've been sewing a lot lately. Im slowly discovering that if there is a way to mess up on a project, I will do it. Then get so totally frustrated and just throw the whole thing at the wall. I hate...HATE ripping seams! I wont do it, I'd rather just start over completely. But its been fun, and its a good way to focus my mind on something a little more relaxing than trying to raise 2 children. Yes, sewing is my sanctuary right now, despite the fact that I throw my projects at the wall. hehe, I throw them with the most precious love possible. And I need to get some new presser feet for my serger. I really want a ruffler, and an elastic one. Wouldn't that rock the hiz-ouse? And like save a lot of time? I like the instant gratification type projects. If I can get it done in one sitting then Im ecstatic.
Chasie just kicked my broken rib. Soooo not cool.
Ok, Im going to tell you the first ten thoughts that come to mind right now...
1. My bed would be amazingly comfortable right now, I wish I could lay down and take a long nap.
2. I want to go hiking, in beauitful weather
3. Im excited to go to my parents cabin in Michigan this summer
4. I want to make a cool craft or something. Preferably something that I can wear.
5. I wish I had enough energy to take Chasie to the water park today.
6. I wish I would look good in a bikini this summer, but thats totally not happening.
7. I want a camera. A really good one, and I want photoshop on my computer cuz mine got deleted when we got that dumb virus. I miss it!!! boo-hoo.
8. I dont like it when people rush me. Let me take my sweet time doing my thing people!!!! Dont rush me!!!!
9. I think my baby is crying. Why wont he take a nap?
10. I need to go to the store today and buy 12 pounds of butter - dont ask.

Ok, this is getting too random and meaningless.
This has been enough jibber jabber for today. Alright, visit again tomorrow, I'm sure theres more mindless ramblings to come.