PolkaBelly Laughs

I want a Chia Pet really really bad. I've always wanted one, I've given them as gifts on several occasions, but still, noone has ever given me one. Why not people? Why won't someone give me a stinknig Chia Pet?!
Christmas was awesome this year, as always. By some "miracle" Chasie heard Santa again this year. She was up 'till 12:30 listening for him, I was pretty tired so I went outside her bedroom window and jingled some bells, then she went right to sleep. It was the best. I think I have more fun with the Christmas stuff than she does. And I feel really bad lying to her, cuz I make up cool stories about our Christmas decorations like how Santa gave me some sleigh bells when I was a kid, thats why she's not allowed to touch 'em, cuz they're special (but the real reason is cuz it drives me NUTS when kids get bells and jingle them nonstop!) and if she's good then maybe next year Santa will give her some too.
Derek, I mean Santa, got me some really cute clothes this year. Unfortunately they are all going back to the store :( I feel really bad but I will never wear them. So watch out SSS mall, here I come! woohoo!!! Anyone wanna come shopping with me?
Good Santa, drank his milk. He must have the stronges bones in the world. He prolly drinks like 100,000 gallons of milk on Christmas.



Have you seen the previews for that new movie Legion? Freaky! That little old granny looks so cute and innocent until she turns into a monster and tries to eat a little girl! Who would want to see that? I cant even watch the preview, I have to change the channel. Tom no likey scary movies (thats mine and derek's secret language, it means I dont like scary movies). Did you know we have a secret language? I cant tell you any more though, then it wouldnt be a secret anymore.