The Cheese Throne

What does it mean when you get like random pain in most of the joints in your body? Like, really annoying, nagging, stabbing pain....for no reason? I get terrible joint pain that lasts for days, sometimes weeks, and it seems like I get it for no reason. I have had it CONSTANTLY in my right shoulder for the last like 3 years, and for the last like year I have been getting it in my wrists, fingers, knees, ankles and neck
:(
Should I go to a doctor or something?

Turkey day was really good this year. I made the whole shebang once again - 'cept this year my turkey was kickin' yo!!! (not literally) It was really good though. Even though I forgot to take the gibbies out....yep, cooked those puppies right in the turkey (Derek pulled the plastic baggie out while he was chopping the poor birdie up) And one question....WHY DO THEY SHOVE THE NECK BACK INSIDE THE BIRD??? WHO ACTUALLY EATS THAT THING?????? I actually screamed when I pulled it out, which made it jump out of my hands and land on my foot, which made me scream again. Dude, naked turkey necks are creeeeeeepy. and so are those red flabby hangie thingies, you know what I'm talking about????
How do you spell neck? Kneck? or just Neck? seems like there should be another K in there somewhere. I don't know.

Well, it wouldn't be a post without sharing details of my latest WalMart trip.
So I was grocery shopping at Walmart, as usual. Seemed like an ordinary day. Blue skys, frigged temperatures in the frozen food isle, kids screaming in the background, a dude standing on the cheese in the dairy section, frantically searching for something on the top shelf. WHAAAAAAAT? I just stood for a second thinking to myself.."Alright, this is gonna be good". He proceeded to dig through most of the cheese, who knows what he was so desperately searching for, but he apparently found it cuz after a minute or so he took a seat. On the cheese. Yup, a nice cheesy throne. Cant say that I blame him, I mean - who doesn't want to just climb right up there and snuggle up with some dairy? I love me some cheesy goodness, but this dude was NUT-SO! And whats up with the spandex baseball pants he was rockin"? That was just the icing on the cake. Picture a hairy, 50 something, pot bellied weirdo climbing in the refrigerated cheese section at Walmart. Kinda ruins your appetite huh.
I did however learn a very valuable lesson.....cheese wrappers are dirty, amongst other wrappers. Have you ever been making a sandwich or something and don't want to put your bread on your dirty counter top, so you set it on the bread bag or something? No? Well I use to do that all the time (stupid me, thinking he bread bag is cleaner than my own counter). Yucky.