Is it a full moon or what

Question: If you are a grown up, and a man, fairly large in stature, and you are standing outside a blind and shutter store at night, knowing that the store is closed, and a woman,alone, average size, walks up and unlocks the door and proceeds to go in, would you ever in a million years consider yelling this at her...."Hurry up and go in or I might come rob you!"
Some freaking nut bag did that to me Wednesday night when I was going to clean our store.
My initial thoughts were to kill him, naturally. But I stared at him for a minute and determined that he wasnt a threat, prolly because his wife and daughter were in the car next to where he was standing. But srsly dude, that was inappropriate.
Then I started searching the sky for the moon. It HAD to be a full moon, thats the only logical explanation for my day.
See, earlier that same day I was at home and I had to leave to go pick Chasie up from school. I opened my garage door and backed the car out. You can imagine my horrific shock when I almost ran over a napping Mexican in my driveway!
I slammed on my breaks and for a second I just stared at him, mouth hung open in shock. Then I rolled down my window and was like "Ummmmmmm, everything OK?"
The dude calmy just picked up his head and was all "Que?"
Then I noticed the other 2 freaking Mexicans sleeping in the yard. One under the shade of a dried up palm tree, the other by the front door. All very dead looking.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh WTF is going on here?
Srsly guys, I understand the need for a freaking mid day siesta, but next time take it to the park down the street. I don't need my neighbors thinking I'm conducting a freaking Mexican holocaust over here. Weirdos. Weirdos everywhere!
I should not leave my home. Ever. Unless I have my pepper spray. But I usually only carry that when I am jogging at night by myself. Watch out, Mia's got a can of whoop ars in her cleavage when she runs.
Whoa, this got a little off track.