Monday, November 7, 2011

Bird Pieces

I was almost attacked by a hummingbird as I walked out of my front door this morning to watch Chasie go to the neighbors house for car pool.
Srsly, the thing swooped down and flew through my hair, then hovered 2 feet away and stared me down. That made me scream, and it really hurt my cracked rib (the rib is a story for another day, it involvs a cricket and too much caffiene)
Then I saw the crow head.
Then the leg.
It was a creepy few minutes.
Like, whats up with my front yard, is there a rabbid hummingbird preying on other birds, and scattering their bodyparts all over my yard?
Maybe it can teach the napping Mexicans a lesson...am I right? lol
Strange things happen out there.
Oh, did I tell you about the Mexican that almost hit my car?
Notice I said "almost hit my car", not "almost got hit by my car".
That is because my car was clearly already in a backwards motion when he decided to run behind it.
His fault, not mine.
arg, I will tell you that story some other time too. Remind me.





1 comments:

Jill Ison said...

you have so many scary encounters! have you ever seen alfred hitchcocks 'The Birds'... its is a scary piece of work. FO REALS. watch out for birds. thats all i got to say.