Tuesday, February 1, 2011

11:34

Have you seen that crazy movie where the dude (possibly Keeanu Reeves) is freaking out cuz when it turns 11:34 (which, if it were letters and backwards would spell HELL) the devil is suppose to take over the world or something? Do you know what Im talking about? No?
Anyway - that number has been following me. NOT KIDDING!!!
I happen to look at the clock at exactly 11:34 every day
It appears on some very important and personal documents of mine.
I wake up at 11:34 VERY often
I just printed out some coupons, guess what the number is under the bar code? Yep.
And now, after telling you how the number really does follow me around, I have completely forgotton my point in telling you this.
Thats what you get.

I got a bike. Its pale yellow. It has a spring loaded seat, and a honker horn, which I can NOT resist honking fanatically whenever I approach a pedestrian.
I smell a field of summery flowers every time I ride it.
I look great with wind blown hair too.
Oh,and today my kid trailer arrived (I bought it on ebay) so I got to pull the kids. It was wonderful. It was windy too - and I had to fight it, the wind that is, so when I got home my legs were all noodely and such. But it was wonderful.
I love my pale yellow bicycle, but more importatnly, I love my honker horn.
I should buy a boat.
The End.

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