Thursday, May 5, 2011

the kids

Current events with us:

~Chasie wants to be a horse rider when she grows up.

~Jacob learned how to use the microwave......not good

~Jacob flings poop all over the house several times daily

~Jacob learned how to climb out of his crib which forces me to utilize the "cage".

~Jacob discovered that throwing things in the toilet is incredibly entertaining.

~Jacob learned that throwing all of the couch cushions on the floor is a fun thing to do, for him, not me.

~ That's about all folks, no stories today.

Oh, and I discovered what it means when Jacob says "The B#t%h has a black eye"....it means that he wants to go on a bike ride. Crazy right? I know! Mad props to me for figuring that one out!

Now I have to go because something is burning in the microwave. Yeaaaaaaaaa me!

2 comments:

Cj-Sg said...

before CPS is called lets state that the cage is a crib tent!

And as for the poop flingage...that's why it's a rental right. Someone else's carpet...

Jill Ison said...

i love reading your posts. they crack me up. the little guy is keeping you on your toes eh? haha!