No turkey cupcakes for Mia, please.

I want one of these sooooooooooooooooooo bad! Have you ever seen a cuter little thingie ever? They are real, I can't believe it.


I also want a pogo stick, and someone to follow me around all day and do whatever I say...like....."You, go scrape that poo out of the rug". And they will happily oblige. Speaking of which, I'm in desperate need of a new rug.........shiver.

Sooooooooooooooooo, you wanna know what I hate? Themed cupcakes. OK, not alllllll themed cupcakes, some are cute.... like rainbow cupcakes. But some things should just not be. Turkey cupcakes. 2 words that together make me want to throw up till I die. (OK maybe that's an over-statement, but srsly)

The moment I saw this picture I felt like a mama bird. It kinda stressed me out, felt like I had to go find some worms and regurgitate into their disgusting little turkey mouths.
Secondly, I don't like eating things with eyes. Especially creepy ones like these that follow you no matter where you go...did you try it???? For real, look 'em in the eye and move, they will follow you, promise.
Third - did they really have to add the nasty red dangle thingy? I have a hard enough time even looking at one of those thingies, let alone eat it and enjoy it.
I know I'm going a little over board, its all made of candy and frosting and stuff, but it still grosses me out....totally. So lesson learned...NEVER bring Mia any turkey cupcakes. They're creepy and they're gross.