I heart Karma

Let me start out first by saying that I am officially TEAM JACOB all the way! I mean, I was teetering on the edge there for a while. Some days Team Edward, other days Team Jacob. After seeing New Moon (woop-woop) last night I am an official Edward hater. Fo reals!!!!!!! I mean, did you see his nipples? SICK! Whats wrong with him? It was seriously painful for me to look at his moley self...guh!!!!! And the way he left Bella alone to be eaten by Victoria? Come on Edward, you gotta do better than that. Jacob would never dessert Bella and leave her to bask in her suicidal thoughts. Stupid Edward, she almost DIED for Pete's sake!!!!!! Btw....who is Pete???
Im moving in 3 weeks. Some days I want to start packing, but then I end up just walking through my house staring at everything, completely overwhelmed. Where do I start? Since I haven't come up with an answer to the latter, I just don't do anything. I just stare at it all, and imagine it all jumping into boxes by itself and walking over to my new house. I highly doubt that will happen any time soon though.
Ive been throwing a lot of stuff away too. My motto is if I haven't used it in a year then it gets chucked. So like almost everything got chucked last week. Srsly, did you see my curb-side pick up pile? Which reminds me... ahem..."If you are the d-bag who went rummaging through my garbage at 1 o'clock in the afternoon last Tuesday...Perhaps you didn't realize that it was garbage, and that huge box full of envelopes? Yea, that was garbage too....not yard fertilizer, and I really didn't appreciate the way you spread them over my entire lawn. It only took me about 20 minutes to RE-Stack all of the insanely heave boxes of GARBAGE that you decided to re-organize when you were garbage picking. I would have loved to have spent that 20 minutes playing with my kids, but thanks to you I got to clean up your mess. The whole time I was cursing you under my breath...oh and by the way...you left one of my Steve Madden shoes behind when you took the shoe rack.....and that's why I LOVE Karma"